
               " A POLISH MOTORCYCLE CLUB "
                   MEMBERSHIP APPLICATION

             " H E L L ' S    B A B U S H K A S"

NAME ----------------------------------------------

NICKNAME :    STASH     SKI     OINK     DUMMY

NAME OF BIKE :
              HANDOWSKI        TRIUMPHSKI        SKIDOO
           NJZGBPCMBZKOWSKI    BSACZWSZKI        SCHWINN

NUMBER OF WHELL :     # 2      # 3      # 4      # 5

SHAPE OF WHEELS :     ROUND     SQUARE     OVAL     OTHER

DOES BIKE HAVE SIDECAR ?       YES        NO      DON'T KNOW

IF YES, LOCATION OF SIDECAR       FRONT           REAR

CHECK SYTLE OF CLUB JACKET DESIRED :

           BLACK LEATHER WITH MUSHROOM ON BACK
           BROWN LEATHER WITH YELLOW STRIPE ON BACK
           BLACK LEATHER WITH STASHU OF LIBERTY ON BACK
           RED, YELLOW, ORANGE, PURPLE, AND PINK FOR WEDDINGS
           NATURAL COLOR KIELBASA WITH EMPTY SIX-PACK
           BLACK LEATHER WITH A PINK FLAMINGO ON BACK

                " MEMBERSHIP PACKAGE INCLUDES "

              YELLOW BABUSHKA
              OFFICIAL CLUB TRAINING WHEELS
              CAN OF LEFT GUARD
              TOUR OF KOWALSKI SAUSAGE PLANT
              CLUB OOWBING SHIRT (FOR CHURCH)
              DINNER FOR 2 AT TOP OF DODGE MAIN
              SKI WEEKEND ON MT ELLIOT



AUTHOR UNKNOWN

